going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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