i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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