So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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