sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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