I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
More tranny stories later!
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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