it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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