Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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