Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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