Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
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Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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