worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
even my farts smell like vagina
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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