he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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