so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Dicks are not precious.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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