I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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