yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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