when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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