I heard we made out
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
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you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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