I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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