Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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