Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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