She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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