So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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