ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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