She's JV to your varsity
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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