I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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