New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Everclear isn't food dammit
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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