ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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