we're chasing vodka with high fives
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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