Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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