i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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