ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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