of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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