You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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