Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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