There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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