Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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