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• (310): View more from California

  Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  was it more than 30 minutes?

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  ya

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  then you're in a relationship

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• (917): View more from New York City

  his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  He could stay over, if you'd just ask.

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  Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?

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