She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.