Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter