they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.