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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower

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• (518): View more from New York

  But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.

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• (564): View more from Washington

  Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk

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