ADVERTISEMENT

• (586): View more from Michigan

  Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo

  Fav 2 1821 996

  share tweet
  

• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  So for us it's double that?

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Precisely.

  Fav 33 5310 1027

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (631): View more from New York

  there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"

  Fav 24 1534 4147

  share tweet
  

• (440): View more from Ohio

  You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being

  Fav 39 2016 4237

  share tweet
  
• 

  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (540): View more from Virginia

  I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.

  Fav 25 2820 5013

  share tweet
  

• (207): View more from Maine

  reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face

  Fav 52 9093 1678

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (416): View more from Toronto

  He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ

  Fav 16 5175 1367

  share tweet
  

• (256): View more from Alabama

  He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.

  Fav 9 1000 2427

  share tweet
  

• (303): View more from Colorado

  Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group

  (1-303): View more from Colorado

  But you wear shame so well

  Fav 4 3138 1003

  share tweet
  
• 

  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?

  Fav 1 1684 617

  share tweet
  

• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him

  Fav 4 1212 623

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (631): View more from New York

  Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?

  Fav 7 777 556

  share tweet
  

• (706): View more from Georgia

  The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.

  Fav 0 763 477

  share tweet
  

• (289): View more from Ontario

  Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about

  Fav 1 506 574

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.

  Fav 0 26 26

  share tweet
  

Randomize