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none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem

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(810): none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem http://tfl.nu/6j6s

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(714): View more from California

Letd wlk him

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Lrtd walek hime

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Lets wlk home,,,ther we go

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(714): Letd wlk him (714): Lrtd walek hime (714): Lets wlk home,,,ther we go http://tfl.nu/cege

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(216): View more from Ohio

dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."

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so im guessing thats a no.....

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(216): dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits." (814): so im guessing thats a no..... http://tfl.nu/rer4

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?

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(330): I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going? http://tfl.nu/4uq9

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(334): View more from Alabama

Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?

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You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.

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(334): Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating? (1-334): You are proof that most things are best left unsaid. http://tfl.nu/quhe

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(917): View more from New York City

OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.

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(917): OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE. http://tfl.nu/leeu

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(207): View more from Maine

hows the new call of duty?

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I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.

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(207): hows the new call of duty? (1-207): I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome. http://tfl.nu/zewm

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf

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(978): i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf http://tfl.nu/hwzk

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(269): View more from Michigan

Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.

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(269): Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus. http://tfl.nu/d22v

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.

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Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.

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(978): This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke. (1-978): Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting. http://tfl.nu/cqts

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.

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(580): Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style. http://tfl.nu/uibp

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(631): View more from New York

Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good

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(631): Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good http://tfl.nu/dysc

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(601): View more from Mississippi

When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?

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(601): When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema? http://tfl.nu/3tz6

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(425): View more from Washington

Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.

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(425): Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting. http://tfl.nu/at9f

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(208): View more from Idaho

I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out

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(208): I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out http://tfl.nu/nmzr

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