why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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