his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
