Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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