Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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