one might say we're banned from that church
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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