break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
