i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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