We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
