do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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