Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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