went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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