Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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