she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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