pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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