If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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