come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
My day in three words: secret purse cake
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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